Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Jokes ha ha (MAST hai)

 

 

Sardaron par bahut jokes suney hai, here are some Baniya Jokes…. 

 

> Baniya:Yeh kela(banana) kaisay diya?

> Shopkeeper: 1Rs.

> Baniya: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?

> S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.

> Baniya: Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de

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> Baniya on his death time.

> My wife, where r u ?

> Wife:Yes, I'm here

> My sons daughters ru all here?

> Yes, Papa

> Baniya:To phir brabar wale kamre ka pankha Q khula hay ???

:D:D:D 

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> Baniya 14th floor se neche gira

> Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha to chilla k bola

> MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

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> Baniya ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.

> Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi.

> Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,

> Baniya ne phir khoon dia.

> Ab k bar Sheikh ne till waly laddu gift kiye,

> Baniya: (Gusse se), mercedez kion nahi di?

> Sheikh:Munna…!! Ab hamarey ander bhi baniye ka khoon dor raha hay

:)

 

 

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> Baniya called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay?

> NewsPaper:  Rs.50 per word.

> Baniya: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Chacha Guzar Gaye".

> Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!

> Baniya: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do..... Acha likho....... ......... .

> Chacha Guzar Gaye - Maruti for Sale

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> Baniya ask to Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya?

> Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.

> Baniya ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha:

> Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana.

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> Titanic K Sath Baniya Bhi Doob Raha Tha

> Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha

> Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?

> Baniya: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda