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Sardaron par bahut jokes suney hai, here are some Baniya Jokes….
> Baniya:Yeh kela(banana) kaisay diya?
> Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
> Baniya: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
> S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
> Baniya: Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de
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> Baniya on his death time.
> My wife, where r u ?
> Wife:Yes, I'm here
> My sons daughters ru all here?
> Yes, Papa
> Baniya:To phir brabar wale kamre ka pankha Q khula hay ???
:D:D:D
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> Baniya 14th floor se neche gira
> Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha to chilla k bola
> MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!
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> Baniya ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
> Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi.
> Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
> Baniya ne phir khoon dia.
> Ab k bar Sheikh ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
> Baniya: (Gusse se), mercedez kion nahi di?
> Sheikh:Munna…!! Ab hamarey ander bhi baniye ka khoon dor raha hay
:)
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> Baniya called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay?
> NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.
> Baniya: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Chacha Guzar Gaye".
> Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
> Baniya: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do..... Acha likho....... ......... .
> Chacha Guzar Gaye - Maruti for Sale
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> Baniya ask to Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya?
> Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
> Baniya ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha:
> Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana.
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> Titanic K Sath Baniya Bhi Doob Raha Tha
> Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
> Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
> Baniya: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda
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Life is short, but people do get lot of time in fact to the extent that they get bored of it. I have gone through that time too. I understand there are times when due to reasons nothing looks good and one don't feel like doing anything. But it’s important to get yourself involved with the things you like. Like developing hobbies and many other things, this not only helps developing yourself and knowing things better. Here are few things I have explored and tired to kill boredom, hope it helps someone. 
I have seen lectures in Computer notes and found them very interesting. The topics that are covered are:
They alone may not be very helpful for you to learn things but if someone is desperate enough to learn, along with a good book, I think these lectures are going to be more then help.
Another good place to look for learning computer language and related things is O'Reilly; they have lots and lots of books on the subject. I am sure this site may not be un-familiar to anyone in the field of computer science. I am sure you can find the book of your choice.
Last year a friend of mine upgraded GirlFriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that it's a memory hog leaving very little system resources for other applications. He is only now noticing that Wife 1.0 also is spawning Child-Processes which are further consuming valuable resources. No mention of this particular phenomena was included in the product brochure or the documentation, though others users have informed him that this is to be expected due to the nature of the application. Not only that, Wife 1.0 installs itself such that it is always launched at system initialization where it can monitor all other system activity. He's finding that some applications such as PokerNight 10.3, BeerBash 2.5, and PubNight 7.0 are no longer able to run in the system at all, crashing the system when selected (even though they always worked fine before).
At installation, Wife 1.0 provides no option as to the installation of undesired Plug-ins such as MotherinLaw 55.8 and BrotherinLaw Beta release. Also, system performance seems to diminish with each passing day.
Some features he'd like to see in the upcoming wife 2.0.
- A "Don't remind me again" button
- Minimize button
- An install shield feature that allows Wife 2.0 be installed with the option to uninstall at anytime without the loss of cache and other system resources.
- An option to run the network driver in promiscuous mode which would allow the systems hardware probe feature to be much more useful.
I myself decided to avoid all of the headaches associated with Wife 1.0 by sticking with Girlfriend 2.0. Even here, however, I found many problems. Apparently you cannot install Girlfriend 2.0 on top of Girlfriend 1.0. You must uninstall Girlfriend 1.0 first. Others users say this is a long standing bug which I should have been aware of. Apparently the versions of Girlfriend have conflicts over shared use of the I/O port. You think they would have fixed such a stupid bug by now. To make matters worse, The uninstall program for Girlfriend 1.0 doesn't work very well leaving undesir