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Sardaron par bahut jokes suney hai, here are some Baniya Jokes….
> Baniya:Yeh kela(banana) kaisay diya?
> Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
> Baniya: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
> S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
> Baniya: Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de
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> Baniya on his death time.
> My wife, where r u ?
> Wife:Yes, I'm here
> My sons daughters ru all here?
> Yes, Papa
> Baniya:To phir brabar wale kamre ka pankha Q khula hay ???
:D:D:D
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> Baniya 14th floor se neche gira
> Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha to chilla k bola
> MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!
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> Baniya ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
> Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi.
> Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
> Baniya ne phir khoon dia.
> Ab k bar Sheikh ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
> Baniya: (Gusse se), mercedez kion nahi di?
> Sheikh:Munna…!! Ab hamarey ander bhi baniye ka khoon dor raha hay
:)
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> Baniya called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay?
> NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.
> Baniya: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Chacha Guzar Gaye".
> Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
> Baniya: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do..... Acha likho....... ......... .
> Chacha Guzar Gaye - Maruti for Sale
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> Baniya ask to Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya?
> Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
> Baniya ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha:
> Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana.
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> Titanic K Sath Baniya Bhi Doob Raha Tha
> Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
> Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
> Baniya: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda